Unleash your sense of humor with our 'I have selective hearing. Sorry you weren't selected today. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.' t-shirt! This funny tee is not just a piece of clothing—it's a statement! Made from heavyweight cotton, this durable shirt boasts a classic fit that makes it a staple for casual wear. Whether you're lounging at home, hanging out with friends, or attending a casual event, this t-shirt will have everyone laughing and asking where you got it. Ideal for gifting to friends, family, or even yourself, this shirt is perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just to brighten someone's day. Its seamless double-needle collar and double-needle sleeve and bottom hems ensure lasting comfort, while the taped neck and shoulders add extra durability. Available in various colors, each with unique fabric blends—solid colors are crafted from 100% preshrunk cotton for a soft feel, while heather colors mix cotton and polyester for a stylish twist. This versatile tee is not only about fun; it’s about comfort and quality too! Make a bold statement and show off your personality! Order yours today and bring a smile to yourself and those around you!